THE UNSEEN RRUH KELLY INTERVIEW *NSFW* STRONG LANGUAGE

Atlanta's own Lil Duval puts his spin on this hilarious parody of how the Rruh Kelly interview should have gone down.

Rruh KELLY IS LOOSE. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TEENAGERS ARE?

THIS IS FUNNY FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS


This nicca got off WTF! Who is this guy's P.R. manager. They didn't rehearse this question with him at all! This is how the rehearsal should've went down:

P.R.: O.K. Rruh, if they ask you do you like teenagers? You say.............?

Rruh: When you say teenagers, how old are you talking?

P.R. NO NICCA!!! DON'T SAY NO DUMB SH*T LIKE THAT!!! JUST SAY NO!!

Rruh: But I like 19 year olds!

P.R.: JUST SAY NO!!.

Rruh: But 19year old booty is legal booty.

P.R. Yeeeeeaaaaahhh............I quit.

Rruh is currently in the studio working on his next hit. A remake of "Looking for love in all the wrong places."

COCAINE CONFESSIONS

I don't think Jesus, Mary and Joseph are going to take to kindly to this.
FOXNews.com reports:
URBANA, Ill. — A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory.

The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church.

The 33-year-old was arrested Wednesday at St. John's Catholic Newman Center after investigators found 3 grams of cocaine and drug paraphernalia while searching his home and office. His bond was set at $50,000.

The Catholic Diocese of Peoria says it has suspended Layden.

His attorney, Mark D. Lipton, did not immediately respond to an after hours message seeking comment.

If they catch a nun prostituting.............I'm taking my black butt to church because the last days are truly upon us.
SMH

JESUS WALKS WITH ME.......AND HE DOESN'T LIKE HIS PICTURE TAKEN!

Kanye West aka Louis Vuitton Don (in the gray hoodie)acts a fool at LAX airport this morning resulting in his arrest. LA police later state they had a warrant out for his arrest for singing out of tune without a permit at the VMA's on September 9th, 2008. A class 1 felony that can carry a year in vocal class lessons.
SMH!

O.K. he really just assaulted a paparazzi for taking his picture without his permission.....but my version is more interesting. Anyway, he was arrested on felony(?????)charges and released on $20,000 bond. I don't remember Justin Timberlake getting arrested for doing the exact same thing but......ehhh.

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUKC OUT!!!

Yeah she embarrassed the hell out of him......but he didn't have to hit her back like that...Did he???

WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG

How do you cause your own ass whooping???? Watch and see for yourself.